Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
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do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
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Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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