what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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