Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
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Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
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The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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