am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
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sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Be still, my beating vagina.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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