It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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