And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
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you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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