idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
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