We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
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He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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