I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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