you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
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We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
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I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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