Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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