I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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