What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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