New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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