this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
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Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
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URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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