i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
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Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
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Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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