bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
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I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
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Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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