i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
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Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
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this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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