Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
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Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
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I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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