Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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