rhymes with "ouble enetration"
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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