it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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