In the future we'll all be gay
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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