we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
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I booty called her while she was in labor.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
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Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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