I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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