found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
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the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
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This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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