apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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