Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
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