Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
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I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
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And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid