he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
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im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
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I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?