so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
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There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
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Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today