it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
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Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
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Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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