I think my vagina is haunted
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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