We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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