Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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