If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
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I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
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My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
There's even glitter on my cock...
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