Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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