PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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