This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
There r osticjed everywhere
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
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Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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