I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
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I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
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I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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