At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
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I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
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Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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