Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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