i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
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And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
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This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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