my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
My ass is underappreciated
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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