and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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