i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
