It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
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Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
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He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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