Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
But theres a keg here and me gusta
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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