The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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