is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
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Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
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Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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