How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I just threw up on my dentist
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
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Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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