Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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