How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
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He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
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I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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