Don't you send me to vm
So drunk its hurt
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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