Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
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just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
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I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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