i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
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Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
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Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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